Irvan Rizqullah Fikardi

M. Nurfitriansyah

Eva Fitriananda

Wiladatika

First of all,

We’d like to thank our beloved english teacher for giving this assignment, our parents because they’re giving us permissions to go to do this assignment, and friends who have supported us. This conversation story is just based on everyday life, but we added a lot of random things into this conversation. After reading this maybe you will be wandering why do we make this conversation like this ? because creating a conversation with “hello” “hi” “how are you” “I’m fine thanks, and you” are just too mainstream and sounded unnatural. So we added some spices to make it more… rainbow-ish, if you know what I mean. Well we hope you enjoy the story about a man who works as an arms dealer spending his leisure time by coming to the bar Café that he regulary visited in his free time.

Also, in this conversation we have 4 characters :

- Man named ivan (Irvan Rizqullah Fikardi)

- Bartender* named Ryan (Muhammad Nurfitriansyah)

- Girl #1 (Eva Fitriananda)

- Girl #2 (Wiladatika)

*Writer's note : i'm sorry if i make this conversation too long, it wasn't my intentions to make it long in the first place, it's just the other students in the class make a quite long conversation text and they make it look like a drama than just a normal dialogue. Soorry ma'am. Irvan

“RANDOM”

     One day, there's a man coming into a cafe. That man is just a normal man, he's not a superhero or ninjas or maybe a president, just an arms dealer. anyway this man is just enjoying his free time to go to a cafe, nothing very serious going to happen like there's a bomb exploding or skyscrapers sized lizard destroying the city, just a peaceful man walking into a cafe.

(man enters the cafe)

Man : well whassap everybody here today wooho !

Bartender : Ivan my friend !!

Man : Ryan my Mate !

Bartender : hi man ! where have you been, you haven’t showed up a while here ?

Man : oh yeah, just got back from Afghan, just doing some business with the boys there, and osama for sure.

Bartender : sounds great, a beer I mean glass of water would be good for celebrating that

Man : (sitting) a glass of water ? pfft, that was lame. Gimme your best vodka  I mean soda, and mix it with 

lemon mart.. juice I mean lemonade.

Bartender :  huh ? are you serious, well that was awkward for you to ordering that kind of drinks, well if you say so.. ( then he start to mixing the drink) by the way my friend, why do you order these light beverages. I thought I heard you’re about to order vodka and martini

Man : well, it’s because the kid who write the dialogue was still underage and he thinks adding stuff like alcohol into his conversation assignment would be a bad.. bad idea when his teacher read that.

Bartender : oh I see, so the script writer was still a kid ?

Man : he’s a teenager, and back in his country alcohol was illegal and banned. ahh y' know high schoolers.

Bartender : ooh yeah, heard that too. So what are you going to do next ?

Man : just gimme the lemon mixed vodka I mean juice. The script supposed to make me go to that 2 seat over there and flirt some girls, but… that would be an inappropriate things to be added to the script. So he changed the story, the girls will come to us and we will have an conversation.

Bartender : yeah man.. beat me to it, it'll be awesome if you could get those girls.

(Girls 1&2 coming in to the bar I mean café, and sit to the seat that the man mention)

Man : buenas noches señorita, guten abend schönen Damen, Selamat malam nona-nona,                  オヤスミナサイ (4 language TL : good evening). Y’all lookin good in that outfit tonight, how do you do girls ?

Girls 1&2 : (speechless moment to give some dramatic effect) . . .

Girl 1 : first of all, I don’t even know you… who are you ? do you know him (to girl 2) ?

Girl 2 : nuh uh… free memory

Man : ehh.. here read this *showing this conversation text*

Girls 1 & 2 ( nodding ) ooh I see.

Girl 2 : (clears throat) oh hi… oh my god, long time no see, I forget when we last meet

Girl 1 ; he he me too… so where have you been ?

Man : I was just back from afghanistan doing some business trip.

Girl 1 : oh that’s great what kind business did you do there.

Man : I just offer the insurgents in there with explosives i mean potatoes yes potatoes and other kind of vegetable like broccoli and eggplant yeah like that. Just some unharmful thing won’t be bad.

Girl 2 : ah yeah… yeah yeah I heard that on the news too, they’re in agricultural crisis right now. So what’s your job ?

Man : arms dealer.. I mean vegetable dealer, I work at international vegetable distribution company.

Girl 1 : whow it sounds pretty serious

Girl 2 : I know… that kind of company usually pretty famous, so if you’re going to afghan, there must be another country that you’ve ever visited in your business trip.

Man : yeah.. Uganda, zimbabwe, bosnia, Somalia, chili, palestine, Syria, north korea, tasmania, Iraq,  and philipine. You could say that our company pretty famous for the peoples there.

Girl 2 : for what ?

Man : Military arsenal.. I mean vegetables.

Bartender : here is your vodka sorry I mean lemon juice.. and girls, what do you want to drink.

Girl 1 : ginger juice mixed with durian please.

Girl 2 : mineral water please.

Bartender : ok coming right up.

Man : what do we talk last time ?

Girl 2 : your job

Man : ohh yeah… so what are you doing right now ?

Girl 1 : oh me… I work for interpol

Man : haha… I take that as a joke.

Girl 2 : no.. she really mean it, she’s an interpol.

Man : oh ok and yooooou ? you mustn’t very far from that

Girl 2 : nah.. I was just working for intelligent

Man : oh that’s great I mean it… that badge over there seems legit.

Girl 1 : of course it is.

Bartender : your drinks are ready girls, drink it while it's still hot.

Man : oh yes drink that, ryan, i..i'm leaving, do you accept mastercard ?

Bartender : mm.. mm.. no

Man : HSBC ?

Bartender : no

Man : VISA ?

Bartender : no

Man : Paypal ?

Bartender : what th.. no

Man : BNI Syariah ?

Bartender : no

Man : Mandiri ?

Bartender : no

Man : BCA ?

Bartender : no

Man : Bank Kalbar ?

Bartender : just name all bank you’ve got, i don’t accept card, cash only.. duh

Man : WHY DON’T you say that from earlier ! how much is it

Bartender : 36

Man : here

Bartender : I'm not finished yet... 360 pounds

Man : the bloody *peeep

Bartender : "Soda’s" quite expensive nowadays.

Man : yeah right, take it, take it all.

Bartender : that’s just for the drinks, how about my tips, i've got kids too you know ?

Man : here... it’s been a great chat with you girls, bye !

Girls 1&2 : bye, see you soon..

(few minutes later)

Girl 1 : he’s a funny guy.. what do he said ? vegetable dealer hahaha

Girl 2 : yeah I thought he said that he was an arms dealer…

… (more pause for dramatic effect)

Girl 1 : call the agencies, we just let a category 1 international threat slipped of our hands. tell the MI6 to look for him

Gilr 2 : on it.. (calling 110)

Then, the man was captured right when he about to leave england to france. he was then convicted for supporting numerous genocide in the africa and also for IED accident in afghanistan that have killed more than hundreds of american and also british soldiers, 2 months later he was confirmed  executed by the british goverment. 

~fin~

IF YOU ARE STILL CONFUSED WITH THE STORY PLEASE READ THE FAQ
AND IF YOU HAVE SOME QUESTIONS TOO :)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q : Your story is just basically a complete joke, why do you create this anyway ?

A : Well we are the one who make this story so we do what we like, besides there’s expression in this dialogue anyway

Q : Why there’s a bartender in a café, wasn’t it supposed to be an steward or waitress ?

A : well… the bartender is the café owner’s brother so he have a complete access  to do whatever he want in his brother’s bar, trust me it’s a long story.

Q : How do the bartender knew the man ?

A : the man usually comes to his bar, it's a long story.

Q : Why from thousands of other job, why do you make the man worked as an arms dealer, why don’t you just give him another jobs like he’s a superman or batman or spiderman or another awesome job ?

A : Because I just watched a movie about arms dealer last night, it's called "Lord of war" if you've ever heard of that, good movie though. if I watch “the incredible hulk” or “spiderman III” last night it would’ve been a different story.

 Q : Why the story take place in a bar I mean café ? and why the story turned out to be a bit irrational and crazy.

A : Inspirations always comes when you’re not expecting it, especially the crazy ones, true story.

Q : Wouldn’t you afraid your teacher will give you a low score on this assignment ?

A : nope, i'm pretty confidence with this story. frankly speaking, a bit afraid 45% afraid 50% confidence 5% not sure about that.

Q : why are you creating this FAQ page anyway ?

A : because i don't want the reader to think that the creator of this story is too stupid or lack of imagination to create a normal story. 

Q : I don’t get it in the part the man shows the conversation page to the girls.

A : that part. The girls recognized that they must continue the conversation like what was written in the script.